(Well, strictly speaking, it was only Carl and Paul this morning, for reasons explained in Limerick #1.)
Meanwhile, here's a lagniappe for regular p3 readers: Not one but two lost limericks this week. Fill in the blank with the word or phrase from this week's Oregon news:
Drop your cigarette--put down that bourbon!
Here's statistics you might find disturbin':
The numbers bear witmess--
as to wellness and fitness,
Our healthiest counties are ___________ .
Archaeologists aren't often brusque--
But they labored from dawn until dusk.
At a Grand Ronde farmstead
Alert Wilma and Fred--
They've discovered ________________ .
(The answers can be found in the Comments below, or in this week's Spanning the State at Loaded Orygun.)
Bonus limerick: Mad Kane's anguished cry: "Enough with the Voltaire!"