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Saturday, August 22, 2015

Saturday really late afternoon tunes: I know that she's no pheasant!

Fifty years ago today, the Beatles performed two shows at Portland's Memorial Coliseum. Ticket prices were $4, $5 and $6, and parts of the upper level was free. Between shows, Carl Wilson and Mike Love of the Beach Boys popped in to chat with the Lads.

This isn't their PDX performance, but it was the first song on their playlist that night.



Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Moral: You can't take on Disney, Chase, and WalMart without paying a price

Six years ago this week, Cinema 21 hosted an appearance by performance artist and activist Bill Talen – aka the Reverend Billy of the Church of Stop Shopping – in connection with his documentary What Would Jesus Buy?

Six years later, here's where we are: Black Friday has been extended back into Thanksgiving Day, WalMart workers are taking food donations for their fellow employees,workers are expected to work on Thanksgiving day and their managers are being fired if they don't compel them to do so, Disney controls Times Square, Chase is paying a $13 billion fine for its part in blowing up the world economy, a business expense for which it had already budgeted $25 billion anyway and which it claims should be a tax deduction, Screening Liberally is defunct, the Loaded Orygun blog is no more – and the Reverend Billy of the Church of Stop Shopping is awaiting trial.
On September 16, BuzzFlash at Truthout posted a commentary on how Rev. Billy Talen -- street theater minister for the anti-consumer movement -- and his choir leader were arrested for leading a performance art protest at a Chase bank branch in Manhattan. The target of the theatrical presentation was how JP Morgan Chase is one of the key banks financing industries that are tumbling earth toward a climate implosion. On December 9th, Talen and his choir master will appear in a NYC court and face the prosecution's charges that could result in up to a year in jail.
Seriously folks. Buy locally. Don't run up consumer debt. Ignore the commercials. Don't stand in line for Thanksgiving sales or Black Friday sales, and don't tie up the internet on Cyber Monday sales. If you have loose change burning a hole in your pocket, send it to Portland's Radio Cab Foundation Turkey Project.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Quote of the day: Alex Jones thinking gone suburban


Opposition to vaccinations is Alex Jones thinking gone suburban -- believers are misinformed, but they think they're the savvy ones, the ones who really know what's going on.
- Steve M. at No More Mister Nice Blog, on the possibility that Jenny “Vaccinations Are a Big Pharma Plot to Give Your Kids Autism” McCarthy may replace Joy Behar on "The View."

Steve's characterization of the anti-vaccination crowd reminds me of the anti-fluoridation crowd in Portland's recent embarrassing debacle. The opponents of fluoridation – at least the ones I dealt with – were, by and large, obviously certain that they knew what was what. And this drove the pro-fluoride people – who were certain that they knew what was what – nuts.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Sunday morning toons: Tax Day reminds us what our taxes pay for


They pay for civilization, including first responders. They also, alas, pay for Senators who are utterly in the bag for the NRA.

In other news this week: The television news industry, which used to look at bloggers with disdain because they didn't get everything right, got almost nothing right this week. Rand Paul traveled to Howard University to remind black students what their heritage owed to white post-Civil Warconservatives. And Americans realized there was something more worth their attention for a few days than North Korea.

And congressional Republicans finally – finally! – realized that all they had to do to start the process of destroying Social Security after over seventy years was simply to go along with President Obama.

Oh, yes. And the Iron Lady finally sank to the bottom of the sea.

Today's toons were selected by Boston EMTs, fire fighters, and police from the week's pages at Cartoon Movement, GoComics, McClatchyDC.com, Time, About.com, Daryl Cagle, and other fine sources.

p3 Picks of the Week: Mike Luckovich, Jack Ohman, Joel Pett, Glenn McCoy, Jeff Stahler, Nate Beeler, John Cole, Pat Begley, Chris Weyant, David Fitzsimmons, Ron Tornoe, Randy Bish, Matt Wuerker, Jen Sorenson, and Monte Wolverton.

p3 Best of Show: Jim Morin.

p3 Award for Best Adaptation From Another Medium (tie): Tom Stiglich and John Darkow.

p3: Legion of Honor: Jeff Stahler.

p3 World Toon Review: Adán Iglesias Toledo (Cuba), Marian Kamensky (Austria), and Alfredo Sabat (Argentina).


Ann Telnaes reminds us: It takes all the running you can do to stay in the same place.


Mark Fiore salutes the long-distance runner.


Taiwan's Next Media Animation reminds us of the other race that took place in Boston this week.


Tom Tomorrow brings us the latest adventure of thethe least powerful superhero on the planet.


Keith Knight dedicates the next number.


Tom the Dancing Bug updates von Clausewitz: War is desktop publishing by other means.


Red Meat's Mister Wally and Ted Johnson trade disturbing euphemisms.


Spoiler alert: In “Red Dragon,” the prequel to “The Silence of the Lamb,” two cold-blooded killers – one on the loose and going about his business, one incarcerated but offering him advice and cover – find covert ways to stay in touch. The Comics Curmudgeon worries that the same thing may be happening in “The Wizard of Id.” Yeesh.


Lum-tum-da-da-dum-dee-dah-dum . . . Doo-dah! Doo-dah! “The High and the Flighty,” directed in 1955 by Robert McKimson with voice work by Portland's own Mel Blanc and musical direction by Carl Stalling, features two McKimson staples – Foghorn Leghorn and the Barnyard Dawg, but throws Daffy Duck into the mix, making it (I think) the only Warner Bros short starring those three characters. (Other than ripping off the title of the 1954 John Wayne movie for Warner Bros – “The High and the Mighty” – the title signifies nothing.)

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The p3 Big Oregon Toon Block:

Matt Bors documents the long and winding road.

Jesse Springer worries about Duck fans who are waiting . . . waiting . . . waiting . . . :




Test your toon-captioning skills at The New Yorker's weekly caption-the-cartoon contest. (Rules here.)

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Sunday morning toons: Yesterday's headlines today!

This just in:
State Dept Gives Approval to Environmentally and Economically Lethal Keystone XL Pipeline Deal, EPA Not Bothered for Its Opinion

The Sequester Begins the Austerity Process in the US

Old Times There Are Not Forgotten, But the Voting Rights Act Might As Well Be

North Korea Has Its First ET Summit

Bob Woodward, Self-Promoting Wuss

Pope Hops Catches Last Train for the Coast, Just Before Next Round of Leaks

Don't wait to see it on yesterday's headlines at your local coffee shop -- get last week's news today, from the week's pages at Cartoon Movement, GoComics, McClatchyDC.com, Slate, Time, About.com, Daryl Cagle, and other fine sources.

p3 Picks of the Week: Mike Luckovich, Jack Ohman (runner-up for the 2013 Herblock Prize -- way to go!, Nick Anderson, Mike Smith, , Signe Wilkinson, Daryl Cagle, Dave Grandlund, Mike Wuerker, Jen Sorenson, and Monte Wolverton.

p3 Best of Show: Chad Lowe.

p3 “If He's An Alien, That's Not Much of a Disguise” Medal: Jim Morin.

p3 Award for Best Adaptation from Another Medium: Clay Bennett.

p3 World Toon Review: Dale Cummings (Canada), Patrick Chappatte (Switzerland), Tjeerd Royards (Netherlands), and Alex Falco (Cuba).


Ann Telnaes updates Churchill: Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to have a lifetime appointment on the US Supreme Court.


Mark Fiore, in one of his best to date, celebrates a war Americans finally can win -- by losing! (The war began, by the way, on January 20, 1981, probably the last time a President presented a request for a formal declaration of war to the Congress.)


Taiwan's Next Media Animation wonders what secrets Pope Benedict is taking to his early and lawyered-up retirement.


2013 Herblock Award winner Tom Tomorrow tells you the ugly truth today, or else he might have to tell you in twenty years!


Congratulations to p3 Sunday morning toon review regulars Tom Tomorrow and Jack Ohman, winner and runner-up respectively for the 2013 Herblock Award for political cartooning. (Portland artist and p3 regular Matt Bors was the 2012 award winner, by the way.)


The Society of Illustrators is hosting a retrospective of the work of p3 hero and founding Mad Magazine artist Harvey Kurtzman at the Museum of Illustration on NYC's Upper East Side.


If you've ever read a Donald Duck or Scrooge McDuck comic book, you've almost certainly seen the work of Don Rosa. Want to know why he got out of the business? Hint: There's a reason people in the business call his former employer “Duckau.”


Keith Knight has a simple plan to save the po(s)t office.


Tom the Dancing Bug reveals his Grand Unification Theory of Conservatism.


Red Meat's Ted Johnson explores the beverage/cleanliness interface -- with the missus.


The Comics Curmudgeon's memories of academia are more or less the same as mine.


As a tribute to “Family Guy” creator Seth McFarland's iffy appearance last weekend as host of the Oscars, here's one of the funniest parodies from a series that's done a lot of parody material over the years. Not safe for work. Not even remotely.


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(I originally planned to show “Fast and Furry-ous,” the 1949 premiere of the Roadrunner/Coyote team-up, directed by Chuck Jones, animated by Michael Maltese, with musical direction by Carl Stalling, but Time-Warner has apparently driven every copy of it off the internet, because, you know, if we embedded it here on p3 it would instantly crater the worldwide sales of their dozens and dozens of classic toon anthologies on DVD and Blu Ray. Luckily, parody is protected speech under the First Amendment. For now. So, Seth, about that Oscars performance: All is forgiven.)


The p3 Big Oregon Toon Block:

The p3 Sunday morning toon review regularly passes out awards and medals; here's Matt Bors making his contribution to the decorative cause.

Jesse Springer is losing his patience with you people!




Test your toon-captioning skills at The New Yorker's weekly caption-the-cartoon contest. (Rules here.)

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Drinking Liberally PDX this Thursday: Special guest KC Hanson

KC Hanson, Chair of the Multnomah County Democratic Party, will be talking about this year's legislative session, which officially began in mid-January, and will go into full swing on February 4th.

DL will meet at the Green Dragon, 928 SE 9th Ave., Portland, OR, from 7:00 - 9:00 pm. If you haven't been for a while, here's the moment.

And, as always, DL urges you to drink, and vote, sensibly.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Four seconds

The winter solstice arrived at 3:12am PST. Portland will have 8 hours, 42 minutes, and 6 seconds of daylight today, but tomorrow we'll have 8 hours, 42 minutes, and 10 seconds of daylight.

And I'll be able to feel those extra four seconds. I promise you.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Quote of the day: Ursula K. Le Guin on public libraries


From letters to the editor in last weekend's Sunday Oregonian (I know, I know -- but I absolutely have to have a newspaper of some kind to read with Sunday breakfast):
Thursday's article in The Oregonian ("Library seeks permanent 'yes' vote," Oct. 18) quotes the president of the libertarian Cascade Policy Institute, who says that libraries need "to have a conversation about who their clients are, how to do business, and about how to reduce costs by contracting out various functions." This language of profit-making misses the point.

A great library like ours is a huge operation, run by people with first-class management and business skills who know the people they serve and how to keep expenses to a minimum -- but it's not a business. It's a public service and a public trust. As a storehouse of information, knowledge and art, open to all, it serves the whole county community, and so it's rightly supported by the community.

The present ballot measure setting up a tax district is a long-overdue effort to take the onus of endlessly voting on levies off the citizens by giving the library a stable, adequate income.

A "no" vote will send us back to years of financial instability. A "yes" vote will keep the library doors open -- open to all, every day.

URSULA K. Le GUIN
Northwest Portland
Of course, the very next letter following Le Guin's at the site begins with this sentence: “I'm against all ballot measures that will raise property taxes.” So some people just have a better handle on the idea of “commonwealth” than others.

Meanwhile, if you haven't yet voted (I have), and you're registered to vote in Multnomah County (I'm not), support Measure 26-143.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Sunday morning toons: Theory and practice


The anti-intellectualism behind those who want to ban books -- that's the theory. The shooting of 14-year-old Malala Yousafzai -- that's the practice.

The institutional misogyny of just about every world religion, to say nothing of the current Republican Party -- that's the theory. The slick corporate misogyny of Mitt Romney's binders, and the crude and obvious misogyny of Todd Akin and Joe Walsh -- those are the practice.

Feh.

This week, in addition to the fearsome prospect of women's freedom to think and control their own bodies, we've got the prospect of the final presidential debate and the end of several enduring American institutions.

Today's toons were salvaged from a trash bin in Virginia where GOP operatives had dumped them, from the week's pages at GoComics, McClatchyDC.com, Slate, Time, About.com, Daryl Cagle, and other fine sources.

p3 Picks of the Week: Mike Luckovich, Joel Pett, Pat Bagley, Steve Sack, Chris Weyant, Randy Bish, Nate Beeler, Adam Zyglis, Matt Wuerker, Joe Heller, Jen Sorensen, J. D. Crowe, and Monte Wolverton.

p3 Legion of Merit: Nick Anderson.

p3 Best of Show: R. J. Matson.

p3 Award for Best Adaptation from Another Medium (tie): John Darkow and Pat Bagley.

p3 Alternate Reality Medal: Joel Pett.

p3 Certificate of Harmonic Toon Convergence: Mike Luckovich and Nate Beeler.

p3 World Toon Review: Cam Cardow (Canada), Rachel Gold (Austria), Paresh Nath (India), and Ingrid Rice (Canada),

Tribute to Malala Yousafzai, including such familiar faces at p3 as Steve Breen, Adam Zyglis, Cal Grondahl, and Bill Day.


Ann Telnaes reminds us of another Romney binder.


Mark Fiore predicts the sad, but probably inevitible future of electioneering.


Taiwan's Next Media Animation documents the first of several American institutions to go down the drain this week.


Unfortunately, I misjudged you. You are just a stupid policeman -- whose luck has run out. Here at p3 we're celebrating the 50th anniversary of the release of Dr. No, the first James Bond film (although the sixth James Bond novel). The popularity of the film inspired a Classics Illustrated comic version of the story in the UK, indebted more directly to the film than the book. (Click to enlarge)

(And the success of the UK comic inspired an American version that was seriously bowdlerized.)

Dr. No is also noteworthy for having the longest, most boring theatrical trailer not just in the history of the Bond franchise, but perhaps in the history of cinema itself. I'm sure the trailer for "The Sorrow and the Pity" -- if there was one -- must have cut to the chase a lot sooner than this one.

Meanwhile, Joseph Wiseman's portrayal of Dr. No is enjoying a brief -- a very brief -- revival in the extended Heineken advertisement linking the beer to the upcoming Bond film “Skyfall” (watch for him at the 00:54 mark, and don't blink!):


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(Wiseman himself died in 2009. Mike Myers fans around the world mourned.)


Dilbert and Romney: Scott Adams pretty well played out his hand around here at p3 quite some time ago, so neither the fact that he's endorsing Romney (and exactly what voting block will that unleash upon the polls?) nor the reason why is terribly interesting. Like the demise of the print Newsweek, it's simply noteworthy as the final implosion of something that last caught the zeitgeist about 20 years ago.


Please don't let my niece grow up to be a Disney princess! Please?


”Gently aging” Superman: Here's a page of beautiful art from DC's revival of All Star Comics in the late 1970s. It's remarkable to realize that shadowy tribute to the black-and-white golden-age strips of a couple generations earlier was actually published (#64 Jan-Feb 1977) only a year or so before the brightly-colored, borderline-camp “Superman: The Movie.” It's even more remarkable to consider that the artist is the same Wally Wood who created this legendary parody for issue #4 of Mad Magazine in 1953. Seriously. You can look it up.


Diversity in the GOP, Part 1: Tom Tomorrow plots the future of the GOP base.


Diversity in the GOP, Part 2: Keith Knight debunks the myth that there's no diversity in the Republican Party.


And speaking of distinguished alumni of the Evil Medical School, Tom the Dancing Bug Billy Dare, Boy Adventurer tracks his nemesis from an unlikely clue!


Red Meat's Bug-Eyed Earl has his plan in place.


Try Duck: The Food Supreme! “Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur” (1939) is the first DD story directed by Chuck Jones, who would, in the early 1950s, reinvent Daffy's character (and modify his look), thereby landing the duck on two of the 50 greatest cartoons of all time. Daffy's voice is done by Portland's own Mel Blanc (Casper the Caveman's Jack Bennyesque voice is provided by 40s and 50s all-arounder Jack Lescoulie.) The manic score is by musical director Carl Stalling. (I'm pretty sure that several of the duck billboard slogans are references to famous advertising campaigns of the time, although the only one I can name off the top of my head is “the pause that refreshes,” taken from Coca-Cola ads of the time. And "Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions," of course.)


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The p3 Big Oregon Toon Block:

Jack Ohman notes the importance of the Boy Scout motto.

Everyone has a cause; Matt Bors has his.

Jesse Springer has some good advice: Don't open your door to Eighty-four!




Test your toon-captioning mojo at The New Yorker's weekly caption-the-cartoon contest. (Rules here.)

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Reminder: It's a Lizz Winstead trifecta this weekend in Portland!

Lizz Winstead, stand-up comedian, satirist, creator of "The Daily Show," and friend to dogs and Drinking Liberally alike is burning a path through Portland this weekend (times and ticket prices at the links):

Friday 6/3: Appearing on Live Wire Radio.

Saturday 6/4: Returning to the Alberta Rose Theater for another one-woman show: "My State of the Union: 2011." (Her email this morning: "It's almost an entirely new show also because it a new and even more f***ed up world! Yay!" Can't beat that.)

(It's not confirmed yet this time around, but after her last PDX performance, DL'ers who attended the show got to chat with Lizz over a beer, after the show. Something to keep in mind!)

Sunday 6/5: Leading her workshop for satirical writers -- learn about writing on deadline and see your work performed! -- From The Page To The Stage In 8 Hours.

Do. Not. Miss.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Jazz musician Charlie Gabriel returns to Portland -- under considerably different circumstances

He's a member of the Preservation Hall Jazz Band, and he's played with everyone from Lionel Hampton and Charles Mingus to Fats Domino and Aretha Franklin. And jazz saxophonist Charlie Gabriel will be in Portland this week -- a return after something like 45 years -- to the same room in the same building.

Except that back then the place was a strip club, and now it's part of the McMenamins chain. Talk about putting the communication breakdown in your Communication Breakdown Burger.

Here's the background story of the Crystal Hotel:

It has housed lot of things, but from 1961 to 1966, when it was the notorious Desert Room, clarinetist/saxophonist/vocalist Charlie Gabriel led the band, playing for strippers, dancers and generally entertaining the cream of the Portland criminal underworld.

Before we get to Gabriel himself, let’s set the scene. Portland crime historian Phil Stanford, former Oregonian and Tribune columnist, in his book Portland Confidential: Sex, Crime and Corruption in the Rose City says:

It was one of those places where everybody hung out, the vice squad, safecrackers, junior D.A.’s…the pimps and prostitutes would always stop there at the end of the night.

The hot spot in town…was the Desert Room at SW 12th and Stark. The Desert Room was owned by Nate Zusman, a banty rooster of a guy who called himself “The Mark of Stark,” in recognition of the fact that he was a soft touch for anyone in need of a few bucks. Fat chance, a long time bartender…said that he had to be on guard at all times to keep Zusman from stealing his tips.

Zusman was a thief, a fence and a pimp, and by all accounts he ran one of the most fascinating night clubs Portland has ever seen. On any night of the week you could expect to find a good portion of the Portland underworld hanging out at the Desert Room. The pimps and madams made the scene almost every night and there was always a contingent of safecrackers, who in those days were considered the princes of the racket.

That being the case, it only made sense that the intelligence and vice squads camped out there too, drinking for free, of course, because how else are you going to find out what the other side is up to unless you get to know them. Not surprisingly, most of the city’s politicians and any prosecutor from the D.A.’s office worth his salt could also be found there as well, drinking with the boys and taking in the floor show which usually featured out-of-town musical acts and some of the finest strippers in town.

Sanford later wrote in the Portland Tribune:

When its proprietor, Nate Zusman, was busted for what the authorities described as aiding and abetting prostitution, the name changed, although not much else did, to the Red Garter.

In 1982, after lying vacant for a year or two, it opened again as a gay nightclub – Flossie’s.

Then in 1988 it became the Silverado – which one real estate tycoon described to me as sort of like a sports bar, but with huge video projections of naked men on the walls.

[…] The first floor restaurant at the Crystal Hotel is named the Zeus Cafe, it’s not about the Greek god, it’s a pun on Nate.

In 1961, Zusman brought (some accounts say stole) Charlie Gabriel from a band in Detroit where Gabriel had moved at 14 from New Orleans. He was a fourth generation New Orleans musician.

At 16, he was asked to join Lionel Hampton’s band. He’ll be 79 this year and he has never stopped playing music. He was recently in town as a member of the Preservation Hall Jazz Band as part of the Soul’d Out Music Festival. […]

As part of the Crystal Hotel’s opening extravaganza, he’ll be playing with the Mel Brown trio 4-7pm at Ringler’s Pub all three days, free, all ages. Tickets available at cascadetickets.com, McMenamins outlets (Crystal Ballroom, Bagdad Theater, Edgefield, East 19th Street Café in Eugene) and order by phone at (855) CAS-TIXX.

And here's the story as Charlie remembers it himself:

After that, Charlie took a job playing the Desert Room -- a strip club -- in Portland, Oregon.

"I first went up there with Dave Hamilton, under the leadership of Dottie Haynes," Charlie said. "There was a master of ceremonies and four girls on the show. The band would play a number and then Dottie would do about three songs. Then we'd have a girl dance and strip on a sexy song like 'Temptation.' Then Dottie might sing another song. Another lady would come out and sing an up-tempo number like 'All of Me.' Then we would bust into some kind of bolero rhythm and she starts stripping. Dottie might come back and sing again or maybe we'd have a comedian. Then the next girl would strip.

"After Dottie and Dave's contract was terminated, the owner hired me as bandleader for 26 weeks with a 26-week option. The money was good. Everyone who worked in the band could draw unemployment compensation."

His wife Mary rented their house in Detroit and went out to Oregon. Charlie put her on the payroll keeping the books. The gig lasted four years with four shows a night six days a week. The owner had three clubs in different cities and would rotate the girls through the clubs every 12 weeks.

What I tried to do," Charlie said. "If they were dancers and singers I would try to get each girl to do a different kind of song. I'd have a jazz singer doing 'How High the Moon' or 'Mack the Knife.' I might tell another one, now you sing ballads good. You will sing a ballad and we'll bring you on with something up-tempo. To the jazz singer I'd say, We'll bring you on with something sexy.

"Some shows later on we did this John the Baptist thing with the Dance of the Seven Veils. Each veil was shown in a different color fluorescent light. . . . This place you bought your woman and your food and paid for it at the cash register."


McMenamins has a five-part interview with Charlie Gabriel on YouTube.

This is a show that's not to be missed.

(Image via.)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

I don't love Portland because they do things like this -- I love Portland because they even think of doing things like this

(Updated below.)


Bike Portland passes along the news:

As part of the public art planned along their Portland-Milwaukie Light Rail project, TriMet is considering something quite interesting for the new Willamette River Bridge — a "sonic bike path." […]

The "sonic bike path" concept is still in its early stages, but at this point, the idea is to create a series of grooves on a 150 foot section of the bikeway on each end of the bridge. The grooves would be placed in such a frequency and depth that a melody would be emitted as bicycle tires rolled over them. As for the song, the artists are considering Simon and Garfunkel's "Feelin' Groovy."

The proposed sonic path would include an opt-out lane (naturally; this is Portland) for people who don't want 60s folk-rock as part of their alt-transit experience. And apart from its intrinsic Keep-Portland-Weird factor it would function as a heads-up to cyclists that the bridge was ending and they are about to be dropped down a ramp into urban traffic patterns again.

Portland: Out-"Portlandia"-ing "Portlandia."





Update (October 2011): Sigh.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Another look at the Oregon Weatherman's Thesaurus

From today's KGW seven-day forecast in the Oregonian:
Saturday: Rain Late
Sunday: Rain Early
Monday: Rain
Tuesday: Showers
Wednesday: Sun and Showers
Thursday: Sun and Showers
Friday: Partly Sunny

I assume Friday was some kind of misprint.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Rudy, Colin, and Laura get motivated!

The traveling financial and faith-healing tent show that is the Get Motivated! seminar will soon return to Portland, according to a billboard I saw downtown this week. Headliners include Rudy Giuliani and Colin Powell, both veterans of the tour, and relative newcomer Laura Bush.

A former mayor and former presidential candidate, a former First Lady, and a formerly respected Republican -- quite a slate.

You can read about my adventure at one of these events a few years ago here.

You can also get a sense of the chunk of change -- and it's considerable -- that these luminaries are going to pull in for an hour's worth of work here.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Crime week continues at p3: The Portland Pub Crawl of Infamy

Only a faint trace or two in the ether remains of Portland indie mag Oregonizm ("Culture on the Edge"), which is too bad.

From their May-June 2007 issue, p3 is proud to present "The Infamous Pubcrawl Checklist," the definitive bar-hopper's guide to the nexus of Portland demimonde and Portland bar scene, written by Ryan Arch and illustrated by Bobby Madness.

Interested in such essential bits from the dark side of Portlandia as:

  • The bar where Tonya Harding went to dispose of the evidence?
  • The bar with the jukebox where Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love first met?
  • The bar where a couple of anarchists were arrested by the feds for plotting a presidential assassination?
  • The bar where the I-5 killer stalked his prey?

Face it, Portlanders: Your bucket list just got a few items longer. (Click images to enlarge.)







(Thanks to Ryan.)

Monday, December 27, 2010

Crime week at p3: Crime scene tape in Forest Park

(Updated below.)

It involves my pal and fellow DL'er Roy, something of a local history buff, on what will almost certainly turn out to have been the last sunny day in Portland in 2010.

Roy had read The Peyton-Allan Files, by local journalist/writer Phil Stanford, chronicling a more-or-less unsolved Portland double-murder in late November, 1960. (The publication of the book was timed to the 50th anniversary of the killings -- that's show biz.)

Roy wanted to share his fascination with the story and its local details with someone. His patient wife, who's been down this road before, had already passed on the opportunity to view the Eisenhower-era crime scene, and was none too pleased with our Roy when he got her out there on the pretext of an end-of-autumn hike in the wooded hills west of downtown and she finally realized exactly where she was. (Not sure if she knew this at the time, but Roy already studied 1960 Portland telephone directories and talked to Stanford himself to verify the exact location.)

The precise chronology and cast of characters in Stanford's book can be a little hard to track at times (a heartbreaking truth when good editors are going begging for work around here), but the overall arc is clear as a buttonhook in the well water: Two teenagers, parked on a secluded road one night, were murdered -- not at the same time, not in the same place, and not remotely by the same method -- and a determined cop and an ambitious D.A. were eager enough to close the book that they arrested and tried three men, convicting two of them, with a case that depended more on what you were willing to ignore than on what you noticed. And the evidence of the two's innocence was sufficiently clear, even at the time, that both were quietly paroled in an astonishingly short time given the notoriety of the crime. Stanford's contribution is a brace of tortured metaphors and a lot of recent evidence strongly suggesting the real killer had briefly been in police hands on a tangential matter and slipped custody -- but didn't give up his homicidal ways, or even his modus operandi, for years. And he's still alive.

Roy loaned me the book and actually wanted to go find the scene right then, but I asked for time to read the book before we took the tour. (The book is a fast read, but not that fast.) So we set the date for the following weekend.

So, picture this "Twin Peaks" moment: A sunny Sunday morning in November, riding along in the winding roads off Cornell -- some of them little more than barely-paved century-old logging roads -- Roy driving, me shotgun, armed with Stanford's book and Java Nation coffee (Earl Grey tea for me). The area is built up a little more in the last half-century, but not very much. It couldn't have looked that much different.

Roy parked his car and we walked back to what he is pretty certain must have been the locus in quo, within no more than a few feet one way or the other. The car had been pointing back downhill, said Roy. The uphill bank that would have partly blocked access to the passenger door was a mixture of ferns and brown, fallen leaves. It dropped down to the pavement edge with no shoulder to speak of. The downhill bank had a trail head (marked now, but not then) and descended steeply into a wooded ravine where The Lost Eyeglasses were discovered -- evidence eventually leading to the closing of the case but almost certainly, as Stanford argues convincingly, not the solving of the mystery.

Roy was delighted to poke around with me, but before long we had to go (he had to do some Christmas shopping with his wife. Not sure if she knew where he was, although as long as she didn't have to be there herself she was probably willing to look the other way.)

On the way back to town, Roy and I talked about the weather and the dearth of road shoulders for cyclists to travel safely in that beautiful area.

But in the back of my head I kept thinking about those teenagers, and the old logging road into the forest, and a cast of characters, some terribly ordinary, some downright bizarre -- and always seeming to hear this echoing reverb bass guitar playing on the soundtrack.

Update April 11, 2011: Edward Edwards, the unlikely-named suspect Stanford convincingly pegs for the Peyton-Allan murders, died of natural causes in an Ohio prison last week, where he was on death row after being convicted of five murders in Ohio and Wisconsin.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Abbreviated Living Liberally calendar for December

Holiday schedules are going to bump up against the standard meeting schedules for Oregon and SW Washington chapters this month.

So to make sure we know who's meeting when this month, let's just go right to the source. Here are the web pages for the DL chapters in Oregon and SW Washington:

Vancouver WA

Portland Left Side (aka Beaverton OR)

St. Helens OR

Portland OR

Salem OR

And the fledgling Portland West Side Screening Liberally chapter is going to take December off -- we'll see you in January. Remember to drop me any suggestions for films. Meanwhile, what could be more apropos for the season than this?

So wherever you are, join the Living Liberally gang for political conversation, drinks, and great films.

Remember: DL encourages everyone to drink, and vote, responsibly.

And don't forget there's still time to purchase your copy of 538 Ways to Live, Work, and Play Like a Liberal.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Treading that fine line between hope and dispair

The return of the rainy season brings an extra hazard for bicycles: Sharp debris from the roadway may cling to the wet tire for a couple of revolutions, giving little bits more than one chance to cause trouble.

This morning at about 6.30am I picked up a piece of glass a little smaller than a paper match-head in my rear tire, and that was enough to bring the commute process to a near-standstill.




I should explain, though, it was a Continental Ultra Gator Skin tire, purchased in August 2007, and it had about 4700 miles on it, which ain't shabby but is also past the recommended usage time. (CUGSs are almost too good; I just about never get a flat, so I don't carry my patch kit with me like I should. Tsk.)

Insight from last night's DL meeting

"The Shining" might be one of those rare good movies whose best bits have been so thoroughly absorbed into popular culture and then fed back again from every possible direction that it may no longer actually be necessary to have seen it.