That must be what it means, since 2015 wasn't that great a year around p3 Global Headquarters.
Anyway, for the first time in at least 15 years, meaning well before the sport went pro and appointed a league statistician and its first commissioner, I successfully made it to 12:01am December 24th without hearing "The Little Drummer Boy," which means I earned the equivalent of straight 10.0's from the judges in the annual p3 Little Drummer Boy Competition.
I had to watch in sorrow as a number of friends -- great competitors all, including Steven, Candiss, Hunter, Darley, Zoe, and Joshua -- fell by the side of the track. I accept this award in their honor, and look forward to joining them, and new competitors, at 2016 spring training, somewhere in the sun belt I hope.
Meanwhile, my agent is ready to negotiate endorsement deals.
We'll meet back here at 12:01am Friday, November 25, 2016. May the odds be ever in your favor.
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