At the recent CPAC gathering, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), a likely Republican presidential candidate, seemed to stumble on one of the basic facts of the Middle East. “The reason Obama hasn’t put in place a military strategy to defeat ISIS is because he doesn’t want to upset Iran,” the Florida Republican said.
Alas for Senator Rubio, Iran and ISIS are enemies. (Much like al Qaeda under bin Laden and Iraq under Saddam were , although that didn't stop the Cheney-Bush administration, did it?)
Still. Iraq, Iran, ISIS -- all four-letter adversaries beginning with "I." You know who's next, don't you?
Ikea.
I mean, seriously -- what's the deal with those sneaky Swedes?
Winifred Ames: What have they done to us?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What have they done for us? What do you know about them?
Winifred Ames: Nothing.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.
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