First he was "writing."
Then he was "hiking on the Appalachian Trail."
Now he's in Argentina, for "a break?" It's not often we see a single moment that just kills a Presidential campaign, three years out while it's still abornin', but this is almost certainly one of those times.
As longtime p3 correspondent Doctor TV wrote to me from his undisclosed location in Europe, "This guy not only wouldn't pass the '3:00am' test, he wouldn't pass the '2:00pm' test."