I'm still trying to convince TJ to actually refer to me as "The Poet Laureate of Oregon News" on the air, but he hasn't caved yet. Give it time.
And once again we ended up with an extra limerick that didn't make it on the air, so you can play along at home. Fill in the blank with the word or phrase from this week's Oregon news:
"There's no danger," she solemnly swears
"They like grapes--why shouldn't I share?"
But though she resisted,
The trial judge insisted
She had to stop ___________ .
(Answer in this week's Spanning the State at Loaded Orygun.)