This morning's Oregon news limericks, as written by me, read by quizmaster TJ of Loaded Orygun, and answered (usually) by Carl, Christine,and Paul on the KPOJ 620AM Morning Show, are posted at LO.
And once again we ended up with an extra limerick that didn't make it on the air, so you can play along at home. Fill in the blank with the word or phrase from this week's Oregon news:
Whether live-in boyfriend or spouse,
And no matter if he was a louse,
Ladies, please show restraint--
Though he may be no saint,
You shouldn't _____________.
(Answer in the Comments below, or in this week's Spanning the State.)