Good news and bad news:
The good news: In a turn of events once thought impossible, George Bush will find himself behind bars shortly after leaving the presidency, at taxpayer expense.
The bad news: It's a security gate, paid for by federal money, closing off the street of his new Dallas mansion.
Any chance we could change the lock (or weld it shut) and just leave him in there, and call it "house arrest?" At least it would be a start.