Because there are some things you just can't get a cockroach to eat

It almost writes itself. Almost.

This just in: The Fox News Channel newsroom has apparently been infested with bed bugs.

Snarkiest comment so far, from News Hounds: "Maybe the female anchors should consider wearing pants instead of thigh high skirts until the fumigation is complete."

(Tip of the Outdoor Research Deluxe Spring Ring Headnet to Doctor Beyond. Image via Bed-Bug.net.)

Update: As long as we're playing Pile on FOX News--and why not?--we might as well throw in this thumbs-down from the Jersalem Post, which coincidentally supports my long-held belief that American cable news viewers would be stunned--and not in a good way--to realize how inferior the domestic-consumption product is compared to what the same corporations provide to other countries. (H/t again to Doctor Beyond.)