Well, who the hell saw this coming?

The results are in from an AP-Ipsos poll on Americans' attitudes toward profanity. Among the findings:

[P]eople were more likely to be bothered by profanity as their age increases.

So. Fill in the blanks:

_________ H. Tapdancing __________! I'm _________, for _________'s sake! How the _________ do those tiny-_________ pieces of __________ expect me to express myself, anyway? Bunch of little _______ .

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