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Okay, I stand by my Eeyore-style rant
from a couple of days ago, at least in its main outline: The way
things are going, whether Trump drops out of the race, or stays and
loses, or – lord help us – stays and wins, we're headed for a
political crisis at best, a constitutional crisis at worst.
But I'm beginning to feel differently
about the incident that prompted it – Trump's possibly-throwaway
line about a "Second Amendment" remedy to the problem
of Hillary Clinton unilaterally placing rabid anti-gun Supreme Court
justices on the bench.
Lower electric — lower electric bills, folks. Hillary wants to abolish — essentially abolish the Second Amendment. By the way, and if she gets to pick…Now it's true that, earlier in the same speech, Trump could be read as coming close to equating the Second Amendment and the National Rifle Association –
(CROWD BOOING) If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is. I don’t know. But — but I’ll tell you what. That will be a horrible day. If — if Hillary gets to put her judges — right now, we’re tied. You see what’s going on.
XXX you see what’s going on? We tied because Scalia – this was not suppose to happen. Justice Scalia was going to be around for ten more years at least and this is what happens. That was a horrible thing.
Your Second Amendment, the National Rifle Association endorsed and they endorsed me early, a long time ago. And they’re great people, Wayne and Chris, they are great people.– which would give some support to those Trump defenders saying that the "maybe there is" line simply meant that the NRA's clout might prevent a pro-gun control nomination from getting confirmed. And that reading, however self-interested, got buttressed soon after when the NRA announced a big media buy on Trump's behalf.
But really, such arguments are never going to get anywhere. There's no way to pin down
what he was trying to say in the original speech. The plain fact is
that Trump's public language skills are barely those of a sixth-grader, with a limited vocabulary plus grammar and syntax more
stream-of-consciousness (trickle-of-consciousness?) than
Kennedyesque. And when it comes time to figure out what he meant in a
given case, we don't even have the option of appealing to authorial
intent, since when Trump is challenged on something he said, he's apt
either to deny what he said on-camera or in front of witnesses, or to
dismiss it however implausibly as a joke.
Short version: When Trump says
something, there's really no reliable way to say what he meant –
not at the moment, and not later. As Charlie Pierce is wont to say:
This is your democracy, America. Cherish it.
Trump lit the fuse on this early enough
in the week that nearly every cartoonist out there had time to take a
whack at it.
Oh yeah – and US Olympic gold medals
something-something breaking all historical records
something-something historically-awful coverage something-something.
Today's toons were selected, however
improbably, from the week's offerings at McClatchy
DC, Cartoon Movement,
Go Comics, Politico's
Cartoon Gallery, Daryl
Cagle's Political Cartoons, About.com,
and other fine sources of toony goodness.
p3 Picks of the week: Mike
Luckovich, Dan
Wasserman, Jerry
Holbert, Jim
Morin, Matt
Weurker, and Monte
Wolverton.
p3 Best of Show: Darrin
Bell.
p3 Legion of Merit: Jeff
Danziger.
p3 Award for Best Adaptation From
Another Medium: Clay
Jones.
p3 "Humor Is Such A Subjective
Thing" Award: Tim
Eagan. (Source.)
Try as I might, I can't unsee Ann
Telnaes's mashup
of the week in Trump and the week in Rio.
Mark Fiore has an
update for people who never made it farther than Rio or Trump's
brain this week.
Tom Tomorrow presents Peter
Thiel's Modest Proposal.
Keith Knight looks at the
world back in Clint's day.
Reuben Bolling
delivers the
seventh in a series of government information brochures.
Carol Lay
looks at those magic words: You
must need something.
Red Meat's Old Cowboy takes
the ride.
Comic Strip of the Day meditates
on (among other things) the takeaway from the self-described
"survivor's tale" Maus.
Like many other readers, my introduction to graphic novels was
through that book. (By coincidence, at the beginning of the summer I
finally got around to reading – and thoroughly enjoying – Jeff
Smith's Bone.)
Road runners can't read! A
friend reposted this video
of three bear cubs playing on a hammock
on Facebook this morning. I told her it felt like discovering a lost
Chuck Jones "Road Runner" cartoon: It's got nature. It's
got a very simple concept. It's got perfect timing. It's got single-minded pursuit of a goal.
It's got about a dozen increasingly-baroque variations on failure. No matter how many times they hit the
ground, they're back up, apparently having learned nothing except to
redouble their efforts. Then comes the final moment, when they think
they've finally got it, but . . . In fact, all it needs is a
caption, perhaps: "Bear (Hammockii
Obsessivus)." In
honor of those cubs and their wild ride, here's the very first Road
Runner cartoon, "Fast and Furry-ous," directed by Jones in
1949 from a story by Michael Maltese. (Attentive readers may note
that, in this premiere effort, Jones does briefly violate Rule #5 of
the Road
Runner / Coyote discipline to make the boomerang gag work. But
it's about the only such instance I can recall. Sentence reduced to
time served.) Watch
"Fast and Furry-ous" at DailyMotion.
The Totally Classy Oregon Toon
Block:
Ex-Oregonian Jack Ohman
looks for the
position of the next gunman.
Documented
Ex-Oregonian Jen Sorensen pays
tribute to a
chickenshit euphemism run amok.
Matt Bors has grave concerns
about the next
85 days. Grave. Concerns.
Jesse Springer wonders if the
fact that both timber trade groups and environmental organizations
are filing lawsuits against the BLM's latest timber management plan
for Western Oregon, means the two sides have finally found common
ground and decides, on balance, no.
Test your toon-captioning mojo at The
New Yorker's weekly caption-the-cartoon
contest. (Rules here.)
And you can browse The New Yorker's cartoon gallery here.
The p3 Sunday Comics Read-Along:
Pearls
Before Swine, Doonesbury,
Rhymes with Orange, Zits,
Adam @ Home, Mutts,
Over the
Hedge, Get
Fuzzy, Prince
Valiant, Blondie,
Bizarro, Mother
Goose & Grimm, Rose
is Rose, Luann,
Hagar
the Horrible, Pickles,
Rubes, Grand
Avenue, Freshly
Squeezed, The Brilliant Mind
of Edison Lee, and Jumble.
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