Saturday, March 19, 2016

Once more, we escape winter by the skin of our teeth

Spring officially arrived this evening at 9:30 PM Pacific Daylight Time. This gratifying event was first reported by Mrs. Dorothy Stetson of Freeport, Long Island, who promptly telephoned the Mayor.

The Society for Affirming the End of the World at once went into a special session and postponed the arrival of that event for TWENTY-FOUR HOURS.

All honor to Mrs. Stetson for her public spirit.

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