So
here's the state of play at the federal wildlife facility near Burns,
Oregon: First, the local ranchers whose sentencing for committing
arson on federal property was notionally the excuse for the
occupation repeatedly urged the Bundys to call it off and go home;
they didn't.
Then,
after a month-long exchange of non-negotiable demands and Clif Bars,
the two Bundy brothers (who, with their deadbeat father in Nevada,
are apparently the militia movement's answer to Hank and Rusty
Venture and their father) were captured, along with several of their
fellow seditionists, while on a field trip and are being held without
bail. In the process, their comrade-in-arms LaVoy Finicum achieved
his boyhood ambition of suicide by cop.
Next,
four holdouts continuing to occupy the federal facility insisted that
they wouldn't leave until authorities agree to drop all charges
against themselves and everyone else involved – thus providing a
more win-win updating of Patrick Henry's famous challenge: Give
me Liberty, or Give me a Full and Complete Pardon for my Actions!
Then,
from inside a different kind of government facility, the Bundy
brothers repeatedly (through their lawyer) urged the four holdouts still in the federal
facility to stand down; they didn't. (Meanwhile, down in Nevada,
safely away from the flying lead, their deadbeat father insists that
Finicum was murdered, and is helpfully urging escalation rather than
peaceful resolution.)
Most
recently, the FBI has released this video, apparently captured by
security cameras inside the facility, showing part
of the debate among the holdouts.
And as
for the vaunted first-in-the-nation caucus and primary, both coming
up in the next week or so, I'm not saying that rise of the self-funded billionaire
candidate (or the dark money-funded candidate), or the fact that the institutional leadership of the GOP, one of the only two national political parties
we have, has lost control of its own process and is currently
flailing around on the ground like a Merganser with a wing full of
buckshot, is a good
thing. Not a good thing as such.
I just happen to enjoy one
of the unexpected side-effects of it. Remember, America:
Nothing's over until
Iowa and New Hampshire decide
it is!
(Note
that if you did a variation on the "empty Trump podium" theme this week –
and there were quite a few – it had to be pretty good to make the
cut.)
And
not to forget the other bit of stage-managed, over-hyped competition
coming up on the horizon, one that will also be picked over forever
by mathematically- and historically-inclined nerds but soon forgotten
by many of the rest of us, I'm told there's some sort of football
championship thingy scheduled for next weekend.
Today's toons were selected, by a
seven-hour process conducted last night at the Leedy Grange 339 in
Cedar Mill OR, from the week's offerings at McClatchy
DC, Cartoon Movement,
Go Comics, Politico's
Cartoon Gallery, Daryl
Cagle's Political Cartoons, About.com,
and other fine sources of toony goodness.
p3 Picks of the week: Mike
Luckovich, Jeff
Danziger, Matt
Davies, Clay
Jones, Steve
Kelley, Mike
Lester, Stuart
Carlson, Bob
Englehart, and Monte
Wolverton.
p3 Best of Show: Tom
Toles.
p3 Mixed Metaphor Medal: Matt
Wuerker.
p3 Award for Best Adaptation From
Another Medium: Jeff
Stahler.
p3 Certificate of Appreciation for
Even Noticing The Topic This Week: Chan
Lowe, Lisa
Benson, and Arend
van Dam.
p3 Mandatory "Acknowledgement
of the Return of Our Favorite Show" Commendation: Jerry
Holbert.
Ann Telnaes sketches
last week's Iowa GOP debates.
What would be even yooger and classier than the
Sarah Palin endorsement? Mark Fiore knows.
Tom Tomorrow poses a riddle: Why
is America like little Carol Anne in "Poltergeist"?
(Answer: Because both should fear
the light.)
Keith Knight explains
why simply
not littering ain't gonna get you into heaven anymore.
Reuben Bolling presents
Lucky
Ducky: The Formative Years. (Reminder: Here's the
origin of Lucky Ducky.)
And Red Meat's Bug-Eyed Earl –
what
was he thinking?
The Comic Strip Curmudgeon
offers a riddle, too: What do Jeffy of The Family Circus
and George W. Bush have in
common?
Comic Strip of the Day offers a
meditation on this unfortunate truth: You
can't make someone clueful.
Twenty years of coconuts! Ah cain't
stand coconuts!
And there, in a nutshell as it
were, is the McGuffin that drives "Rabbitson Crusoe" a mainly-Yosemite Sam short directed by Chuck Jones in 1956. Bugs doesn't even
appear until after the 2:30 mark, but he does get to sing "Secret
Love," written for the 1953 musical Calamity Jane, starring
Doris Day. Watch
"Rabbitson Crusoe" at eBaum's World. And if you're in
the mood for something special, you can also watch it
dubbed in Italian at Vimeo. The voice work in the latter isn't by
Portland's Own Mel Blanc, of course, but it's still pretty funny; and
if , like me, you don't speak Italian it's arguably even funnier. Although I do wonder how the translation handled Sam's signature western idioms. I mean, what's Italian for "long-eared galoot"?
The Adequately Sized (for now)
Oregon Toon Block:
Ex-Oregonian Jack Ohman shares
some Great
Moments.
If Technically Ex-Oregonian
Jen Sorensen got this posted before the damning emails dropped –
and
the dates indicate she did – she's
a by-god clairvoyant.
Matt Bors asks:
Who better to
design a killer app than an unindicted war criminal?
While my preferred method of handling
the Bundy putsch has generally tended toward ridicule followed by
more ridicule, Jesse Springer is inclined toward at least a
little more sympathy. One of the occupiers is dead, after all. It's
just that he's dead for a cause that deserves ridicule.
Test your toon captioning Force at The
New Yorker's weekly caption-the-cartoon
contest. (Rules here.)
And you can browse The New Yorker's cartoon gallery here.
The p3 Sunday Comics Read-Along:
Pearls
Before Swine, Doonesbury,
Rhymes with Orange, Zits,
Adam @ Home, Mutts,
Over the
Hedge, Get
Fuzzy, Prince
Valiant, Blondie,
Bizarro, Mother
Goose & Grimm, Rose
is Rose, Luann,
Hagar
the Horrible, Pickles,
Rubes, Grand
Avenue, Freshly
Squeezed, The Brilliant Mind
of Edison Lee, and Jumble.
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