"I'm glad you asked that question. Because not only would I probably not cooperate with him, I would not just stand there and let him shoot me […] I would say, 'Hey guys! Everybody attack him! He may shoot me but he can't get us all!'"2016 GOP presidential hopeful Ben Carson on the subject of last week's mass shooting at Umpqua Community College, demonstrating that you can be a respected and accomplished pediatric neurosurgeon, but the minute you change out of your scrubs you can still be just as dumb as the next idiot walking down the street.
You first, Dr. Carson. I'll hold your stethoscope.