Just when I was ready to lose it from
the seemingly endless presence in close-up of professional bigot Donald Trump's
face on my Facebook feed, it's now filled with the seemingly endless
presence of semi-pro bigot Kim Davis's face on my Facebook feed.
Neither – trust me on this – is the sort of thing I want to face
over my morning tea.
And meanwhile, we have a presidential
candidate – who was still taken seriously as recently as eight
weeks ago – arguing that we need a three thousand mile wall
protecting us from the predatory ambitions of the nation to our north, who wants to
steal our . . . I don't even know how to end that sentence. Ask Ann Telnaes or Stuart Carlson, below.
And
don't show me the picture of that sheep with five years of unshorn
wool again, either. Enough.
On a
more important note, Comic Strip of the Day
explains below why there are precious few
infants-washed-up-on-the-shore cartoons in the p3 review today.
Today's toons were selected by a
genuinely annoyed federal judge from the week's offerings at
McClatchy DC,
Cartoon Movement, Go
Comics, Politico's
Cartoon Gallery, Daryl
Cagle's Political Cartoons, About.com,
and other fine sources of cartoon goodness.
p3 Picks of the week: Mike
Luckovich, Nick
Anderson, Stuart
Carlson, Jeff
Danziger, Tim
Eagan, Ted
Rall, Signe
Wilkinson, Obi,
and Matt
Wuerker.
p3 Best of Show: Darrin
Bell.
p3 Legion of Merit: Lalo
Alcaraz.
Ann Telnaes reacquaints Scott
Walker with the
law of unintended consequences.
"All of the above" may
rank next to "C" as the best when-in-doubt answer on a
college multiple-choice quiz, but Mark Fiore has his doubts
about it as
an energy policy.
Tom Tomorrow brings to mind a
memorable
Warner Bros cartoon gag: Mornin'
Sam. Mornin' Ralph.
Keith Knight solves
a mystery.
Reuben Bolling leaves
us to wonder
what the pigeons are thinking.
In honor of Labor Day, Red
Meat's Ted Johnson takes
exception to Carl's negativity.
The Comic Strip Curmudgeon has a
lot to unpack, and it involves Googling about giraffes' spots.
Comic Strip of the Day lays down the law: If you dare to touch this child with your pen, you
may not, you must not, fuck it up.
"Mornin' Sam." "Mornin'
Ralph." In honor of Labor Day, and as a follow-up to Tom
Tomorrow's toon, above, and as a tribute to the sheep who went
undiscovered by shearers for many years, we proudly present the
third outing by Sam the Sheepdog and Ralph the Wolf: "Double or
Mutton," directed in 1955 by Chuck Jones, from a story by
Michael Maltese. And yes, Ralph looks like Wile E. Coyote but with a
red nose, and he is fated to lose again and again, in one gag after
another, to an implacable adversary, just like Wile E. Coyote does,
but he's not a coyote. He's a wolf. (It's sort of like this.)
In the first two Sam and Ralph toons, the collegial workaday
adversarialism of the two hadn't been worked out yet. This is the
first one where Sam and Ralph clock in together, get to their
workstations, and take the whole sheep-rustling business as a job.
Which is what makes it funny. Watch
"Double or Mutton" at DailyMotion. And happy Labor Day.
The Not Very Big, But We Still Have
A Dream, Oregon Toon Block:
Ex-Oregonian Jack Ohman seems to
have taken the long weekend off. So much for our dreams.
Entirely Possibly Ex-Oregonian Jen
Sorensen solves a
problem that only New York City could make a problem.
Matt Bors reassures
us: This
all makes sense. Really.
Jesse Springer answers the
question: How is the
next Oregon budget like a George Clooney/Mark Wahlberg film?
Test your toon captioning kung fu at
The New Yorker's weekly caption-the-cartoon
contest. (Rules here.)
And you can browse The New Yorker's cartoon gallery here.
The p3 Sunday Comics Read-Along:
Pearls
Before Swine, Doonesbury,
Rhymes with Orange, Zits,
Adam @ Home, Mutts,
Over the
Hedge, Get
Fuzzy, Prince
Valiant, Blondie,
Bizarro, Mother
Goose & Grimm, Rose
is Rose, Luann,
Hagar
the Horrible, Pickles,
Rubes, Grand
Avenue, Freshly
Squeezed, The Brilliant Mind
of Edison Lee, and Jumble.
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