Tuesday, August 11, 2015

The p3 Manual of Style: Updated

Effective immediately:

1. Anyone who uses "politically correct" as a term of opprobrium is deeply, deeply intellectually unserious and will be ignored. Here's a thought experiment that makes the point. (This has been routine for several years, but now we're making it official.)

2. The three most common uses of the word "vast" are now officially disallowed.

3. The official overused ironic quote from "Casablanca" will no longer be "I'm shocked – shocked!" It will be replaced by "I was misinformed."



Thank you for your attention.

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