Thursday, March 20, 2014

Once more, we escape winter by the skin of our teeth

Spring officially arrived this morning at 9:57 AM Pacific Daylight Time. This gratifying event was first reported by Mrs. Dorothy Stetson of Freeport, Long Island, who promptly telephoned the Mayor.

The Society for Affirming the End of the World at once went into a special session and postponed the arrival of that event for TWENTY-FOUR HOURS.

All honor to Mrs. Stetson for her public spirit.

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