Saturday bonus tune: "With countries, just like with people, it's easy to let the best of yourself slip away."

This just in: Glenn Beck has declared Bruce Springsteen "anti-American." Arrests are expected shortly.

But the Butterball of Liberty is right, you know. Here's Springsteen, caught on tape, indulging in exactly the sort of anti-property rights, blame America first-ism that you'd expect out of a proto-communist crypto-Nazi progressive.

Why does the Boss hate America?