The unforgiving minute

There's so much wrong in this article I'm not sure what's most disturbing.

But I think it might be this:

In his recurring “JMZ” (a takeoff on the tabloid site TMZ.com) segments Mr. Day and his pack of paparazzi impersonators bum-rush celebrities like Kate Gosselin. In one skit Mr. Day scurries to photograph the actor Alan Thicke and his girlfriend — only to find out that that the mystery woman is Mr. Day’s own mother. “That’s when I was like, ‘I love my job,’ ” Mr. Day said. “I grew up watching ‘Growing Pains,’ and now I’m doing a skit with Alan Thicke.”

Minute's up.