Wednesday, July 1, 2009

He always answers your prayers, but sometimes the answer is, like, "No"

Apparently the Supreme Being has even less confidence in Joe the Plumber than in Mark Sanford:

Last year at the height of his "fame," Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher — aka "Joe the Plumber" — said that he was considering a run for public office. "I’d be up for it," he said. Excited fans even set up a "Draft Joe the Plumber" site. But in a new interview with WorldNetDaily, Wurzelbacher said that he now isn’t planning to run because God doesn’t want him to:

Asked if he has plans to run for public office, he replied, "I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, 'No.'"

So, to recap divine endorsements for this week: Sanford, yes; Wurzelbacher, no.

Strange and mysterious indeed.

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