WSJ to PDX: Young and hip isn't everything

Apparently aiming to restore some journalistic balance after the NYTimes' several recent love letters to Portland, the Wall Street Journal checks in with their own Stumptown reportage today.

Shorter WSJ: Sure, you're all young and cool and educated out in Portland, but we've got jobs and you don't! Bwaa-ha-ha-ha!

Hat tip to Nick, who sent me the article with this comment:

Mention of "hipsters:" Check.
Pictures of coffee: Check.
Gushing adoration: Hold the phone!