George Bush's guest appearance on "Deal or No Deal" Monday night gave the hit show record-low ratings.
You can almost imagine a livid Howie Mandel on the phone with his agent after the taping: "This show is supposed to be about my comeback, not his--let Mister Twenty-Eight Percent drag down someone else's show!"
Update: Neither ABC nor the White House would confirm rumors that Bush will join the cast of the ratings-challenged "According to Jim" in January 2009 as the wacky neighbor who invades Jim's back yard and pulls down the birdbath.
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