Excerpt from a GOP fundraising email sent out by the RNC:
"The Democrats have taken in $100 million more than Republicans this year. And this doesn't even count the hundreds of millions of dollars Big Labor, Hollywood elites and liberal groups like MoveOn.org are raising to defeat Republicans in 2008.
If Republicans don't close the fundraising gap with the Democrats by the end of this year, we will not be able to defend our candidates from their vicious attacks and outright distortions."
All right, everyone, let's catch our breath.
"Outright distortions?" Maybe, among the more fevered of the left. It happens.
But if Democrats were any good at "vicious attacks"--either on the sending or receiving end--President Gore would be finishing up his second term and George Bush would be, at best, Commissioner of Baseball.
(Hat tip to Doctor Beyond, who's probably tweaking his spam filters even as we speak.)