"If we wrote better songs we wouldn’t have to resort to stunts like this."

From irreplaceable p3 correspondent Sam, who adds, "Don't ask me how I found this," comes this blender.com tribute to rock stars who've caught fire on stage.

And that, my friends, is probably the last time anyone from Metallica is going to get his picture on p3.

Ever the high-brow, Sam adds:

Just like a simple figure-eight track would increase NASCAR viewership, why not vote for (against) someone to combust on American Idol?

I'll buy that for a dollar.

(Image via blender.com.)