Three little words: "Melon-shaped object"

Looks like Indiana, the state I always enjoy observing from a comfortable distance, is going to have a totally CSI-oriented GOP primary there next spring. (Do the Democrats even have primaries in Indiana? Does it matter?)

Former Marion County Coroner John McGoff announced this morning he will challenge Congressman Dan Burton in the Republican primary in 2008.

Who better than a coroner to debate the forensic intricacies of melon-shaped-object spatter-patterns with Burton?

Well, okay, there might be one other (erstwhile) Hoosier who's got the chops to enter that contest; sadly, though, I must report I haven't been able to find any online clips of Letterman's watermelon-off-the-roof shtick. Would have fit nicely right about here.