Monday, August 28, 2006

Shouldn't Gonzales be holding a press conference or something?

Many critics of the Bush administration's "war on terror" point to the fact that, nearly five years after the attacks on the Pentagon and the World Trade Center, Osama Bin Laden is still at large in Afghanistan, sending out videos--or, for all we know, he's in the south of France, eating shrimp on toast points.

Well, worry no more--the good news this morning is that bin Laden has been captured! And you know it's authoritative this time, not another pre-election fear-mongering gimmick from Karl Rove, because the word comes from bin Laden himself (click to enlarge):


Hard to believe my spam filter didn't think that belonged in my inbox. But then, he sort of got caught in Condi's spam filter once too, didn't he?

2 comments:

my pants said...

maybe bin laden is selling viagara or sending a link to his web cam or advertising "resplendent russian ladies" porn

Nothstine said...

Hm. So this is, like, the Grand Unified Theory of Everything--uniting terrorism, spam, cybersex, and health care reform?

Okay, I'll admit it: I'm intrigued . . .

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