My dad had a saying:

"Some people hang their religion on a nail inside the door at the church when they leave, and pick it up again next Sunday morning."

With that in mind, check out this week's This Modern World.

The piety of George "Mock the Condemned" Bush seems almost heartfelt next to what DeLay parades around in.

Of course, Jesus's thing was to spend the most time with the people who most needed saving, but I kind of doubt that The Hammer would get the irony.