Thursday, August 25, 2011

Kurt Vonnegut: Persuasive guessing and American leadership

Vonnegut wrote this dyspeptic piece in 2005, when the Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld show was just starting its second act. Wish I could report to him that things have changed much (for the better), but . . .

(Earlier in the same book, he also expressed concern for those readers who couldn't tell when he was kidding, and promised to give them a heads-up, as needed.)

Persuasive guessing has been at the core of leadership for so long, for all of human experience so far, that it is wholly unsurprising that most of the leaders of this planet, in spite of all the information that is suddenly ours, want the guessing to go on. It is now their turn to guess and guess and be listened to. Some of the loudest, most proudly ignorant guessing in the world is going on in Washington today. Our leaders are sick of all the solid information that has been dumped on humanity by research and scholarship and investigative reporting. They think that the whole country is sick of it, and they could be right. It isn't the gold standard that they want to put us back on. They want something even more basic. They want to put us back on the snake-oil standard.

Loaded pistols are good for everyone except inmates in prisons or lunatic asylums.

That's correct.

Millions spent on public health are inflationary.

That's correct.

Billions spent on weapons will bring inflation down.

That's correct.

Dictatorships to the right are much closer to American ideals than dictatorships to the left.

That's correct.

The more hydrogen bomb warheads we have, all set to go off at a moment's notice, the safer humanity is and the better off the world will be that our grandchildren will inherit.

That's correct.

Industrial wastes, and especially those that are radioactive, hardly ever hurt anybody, so everybody should shut up about them.

That's correct.

Industries should be allowed to do whatever they want to do: Bribe, wreck the environment just a little, fix prices, screw dumb customers, put a stop to competition, and raid the Treasury when they go broke.

That's correct.

That's free enterprise.

And that's correct.

The poor have done something very wrong or they wouldn’t be poor, so their children should pay the consequences.

That's correct.

The United States of America cannot be expected to look after its own people.

The free market will do that.

That's correct.

The free market is an automatic system of justice.

That's correct.

I'm kidding.

Kurt Vonnegut

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